Bobby never wrestled for WWE.

Well played DLVH, well played indeed. Suck it Gertner :shifty:

It would be comparable to 51 year old Psycho Sid / 57 year old Vader winning squash matches and 52 year old stroke survivor and all round bump machine Bret Hart winning the US title. The madness of it all:shifty:

Love to see Malenko though, haven't seen him in forever, but really anyone who hasn't been on tv for a while, fuckin' sick of Snuka etc. Be surprised if Lawler or Flair don't get a match out of it too.

Mideon!

Slater : Open your eyes folks! I'm a future hall of famer! Open your eyes!

*cue mideon*

Gauntlet match against the three faces of Foley

Big Spoiler on who slater possibly will be facing Monday!!!

I can see the promo now...

"I'm Heath Slater!

if he has his old wcw music and goes into the crowd that would kick ass

Sounds suspicious. Where's RAW this Monday night?

Oh... Laredo, Texas.

Hmm...

Corpus Christi always has garbage crowds. They react to nothing.

I think the main difference is that Dean Malenko is 5'6" and his most "impactful" move is a snap suplex. Sell that Slater!

I'd be hoping that Malenko will finally SNAP and become a loner submission machine.

The toffee bar bearing his first name...:shifty:

then we can say he is one of the best sellers ever, an he can be wwe's new a-number 1 jobber

It'll be Doink, but not Matt Bourne. Just some random nobody from nowhere.

Texas cloverleaf too :(

Actually, his fireman's carry into a gut buster looked brutal.

Its not like Heath Slaters some kind of hoss, all of Malenkos moves, assuming he's kept in shape, he could easily do on Slater. He's just not a big enough name realistically on his own, the Radicalz debut was a big Raw moment but sadly they can't use that.

Didn't Malenko have a massive heart attack not long ago?

Did he? Seems to have been a few agents having something wrong lately.

He did :

On November 22, 2010, it was reported that Simon had recently suffered a heart attack, but within days was already back working with WWE.[71]

Your wish is my command...

Interesting...so you're telling me this match will happen LIVE on Sunday Monday Night RAW HEAT?! :shifty::shifty::shifty:

Vader and Sid both looked abysmal in the ring. Not really sure what you guys are getting at with all this "do this every week" talk.

Malenko, DDP, and Shamrock or Blackman would be awesome.

Vader's appearance was better than most big men in their prime. That's not hyperbole. Hell, most of the big men in WWE NOW can't move around the ring as well as he did. Was he as good as he used to be? No. What was great about it was that he moved better than any 400+ lb. 57 year old with two artificial knees has any right to. And he was willing to leave his feet.

As for Sid, yeah. I was hoping for at least a chokeslam.

I thought Vader was fine, Sid was depressing and awful though.

Depressing? Really? Grow some balls, he had fun, so did as (being a Sid fan). Sure he's old but its quite marvelous coming from the injury he sustained that he can move as well as he did. It's not sad at all, quite the opposite. Now he gets to move on with his life in a positive way.

I would absolutely mark out for DDP, not going to lie. I have a feeling that Bret Hart is going to be one of them, though.

The only thing that would make these appearances by the legends more fun is if Matt Striker was on commentary. Seriously, just bring him out for that segment and let him mark out at the destruction of Heath Slater. And hell, when this stuff is finished, Slater can take issue with Striker enjoying him getting beaten up each week, so he beats Striker to get back some heel heat.

DDP on RAW would be the shit.

Striker on commentary would improve both Raw and Smackdown.
Don't get why they chose Josh Matthews over him, Striker is much better...

Josh Mathews is a really good commentator, as well. I still think that Michael Cole should just do RAW, and that a commentary team of Mathews, Booker T & Matt Striker on SmackDown would be fantastic, though.

I would mark for Goldust or DDP, but only if they used his wcw music. Wouldn't be surprised if they brought in Shamrock either.

I was really into the idea of having completely separate guys on commentary on the two shows until the roster split reached the level of ridiculousness it's at now and having distinct feels for both shows became less important.

I do still like the idea of Matt Striker getting a shot on one of the big shows. He's incredible.

I'm going to say this won't happen as DDP was never a main eventer in the WWE.

Sid
Vader
both were. All DDP did was be Christian's coach.

Did Roddy Piper (or Cindi Lauper) ever main event Raw?

Lauper and Roddy Piper lost 12,000 viewers.

Totally lost here.

i am sure a few pipers pits main evented raw

I suggest you google up the ratings.

I thought it was just talent from Raws past not strictly Raw main eventers....oh right marzipan, gotcha.

Slater: what about me?

cue Raven..

Sadly i think Ravens on their shit list after the lawsuit :-\

What big men on the current WWE roster can't move as well as current Vader? Did you not notice him waddling around the ring at what can only really be described as a glacial pace?

Don't get me wrong. I was a huge fan of the prolific Vader, but I have absolutely no desire to see him in his current state, and there was nothing impressive about his latest Monday night performance. Nothing. He was OK at VERY best, but that shouldn't net him a pass for television time in which he was shitting on a current talent.

I feel like some of you are letting nostalgia get to you a bit too much. This sort of thing is in direct disagreement with the long-standing sentiment that the new generation will never get as over as the older generations. Herald them. Honor them. Mention them in conversations...but get them the fuck out of the ring unless they are still bringing it for real.

Glacial Pace is much faster than Khali, who moves with the speed of a tectonic plate. That was the main person I had in mind.

The only time I actually noticed Vader having problems was when he was getting up, but beyond that, he lost a step, but was mostly the same guy. How much of that was his health and how much of that was Heath Slater bumping like a madman for him is up for debate.

ABT, I get your sentiment. I honestly do. I thought watching Tommy Rich wrestle 5 years ago was the saddest thing I had ever seen. A few months later, Jake "The Snake" Roberts went out there and 'topped' him. If Vader went out there and embarrassed himself, I'd be bitching right next to you. As I would be if he were making a WWE Title run. But he showed up once, had a fair offering, and if that's the extent of him wrestling, I'm perfectly alright with that. Big thing with me is, let's keep it at a rare appearance while he can still go.

I would love it, he was one of my fave WCW guys

Awesome, sounds like a reality. :)

Does anyone know a good doctor who can remove my left testicle?

I can't believe that I'm going to miss the return to TV of the master of the Diamond Cutter! I really hope that this sparks some kind of fire in him to make a return to TV in some kind of capacity. Page is one of my all-time favorite wrestlers.

Would laugh if the Brooklyn Brawler was used for a week.

Seems like it's a lot of WCW guys that Heath Slater's jobbing to.

Think about it...first Vader, then Sid, and now DDP. I wonder who's next?

Vader and Sid were also in WWE though and later DDP.

yep.....

I see what you did there...

If super dumbass Clark is to be believed we technically got Doink AND Brooklyn Brawler tonight

Sting

lol it'd be pretty hilarious if Sting's only appearance in WWE was a brief beatdown on Heath Slater and then never seen again.

Ron Simmons just so i can get my "DAMN" on while drinking my beer during RAW

Tex Slazenger and Shangai Pierce in a handicap match

Time to hop aboard the train...bring in the hoes...and que the Godfather!!!

Heath just got slopped!

Got a feeling its Papa Shango time next week.

I somehow feel this "Heath Slater calling out legends" thing is supposed to lead to something big on the 1,000th RAW show.

Like, a big legend will show up and beat him down.

And that's the bottom line... cause Heath Slater Says so!

*glass breaks*

Wait, that could just happen whenever...

I'm Heath Slater and I enforce the law!

Do do do do do do!!!!

I'm da mountie!

Why the hell was Doink buried?

I would like for any of Rick Steiner, Meng or Arn Anderson.

"Im heath slater! Just heath slater!"

*Just Joe runs out and pins Slater. No one recognizes Just Joe. :( *

Surfer Sting

Bring back Brooklyn Brawler.

why do you keep taking posts from rajah? too difficult to think of your own stuff to say?

EVIDENCE FOR THE PEOPLE:

posted on rajah....

...this was posted hours before Mr. C decided to nab it.....

Oh shit Mr C. got called out.

Who better than Ka... oh, right. Shit.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for an appearance from Raven.

Yes to the 1st two, not really interested in seeing AA unless its Horseman related which i dont think theyd do without Flair. Could have had him brag about being part of the greatest faction in wrestling history only for the Horsemen theme to hit. Or better yet the NOD theme and D-Lo comes out:D

yea, well, he isn't going to respond to these. he doesn't want to 'lose face' in front of 'his people' (wrestling posters). he doesn't like them knowing that he has never had an original thought on here.

Because he had no business beating Slater

Minor obstacle! If they put Damien Sandow in some flatliner tights and fingerless gloves while faking a lisp, most of the audience won't know any better*.

I was trying to think who I'd want to see return, and to be fair so many of the potential candidates have been floating around the Indys or TNA that there aren't many who would surprise me. Sid Vicious was awesome because he's more-or-less been únseen since his injury. Only other person I can think of right now in that similar pattern is Lex Luger, though last I heard he was in a wheelchair.

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They could elude to Macho Man and Jay Lethal would come out. That would be a payoff, and could start an actual feud. I enjoyed his gimmicks of impersonating legendary wrestlers. The Flair stuff was golden, too.



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The Crowd would turn instantly I believe if WWE brought out jay lethal impersonating Macho Man or Flair.

HEATH SLATER, BABY!!!!!!!

"I hate you, Heath Slater!"

I am totally expecting Austin vs. Slater for the 1000th edition of RAW.

Arn Anderson coming back as Heath's manager would be awesome.

it is probably gonna be austin. or a way to work in a quick taker appearance

Rikishi will be one, and The Undertaker will be the last one.

It would be hard to sign D-Lo for a one off appearance with his current road agent job at Ring of Honor. I could settle for his tag team partners The Godfather or Mosh.

hmmm some hopeful selections there, guy whose quote was taken by mr. c

The future hall of fame tag team that is the Headbangers need to make an appearance:y:

only to get thrown around by ryback

They would end Rybacks streak, hush your mouth.

he'd hurt 'em so bad that one would become beaver cleavage again and the other would return to his job at walmart

You have them confused with a lesser tag team, Headbangers dont job :shifty:

Rikishi would be awesome. He can then bring out The Usos to dance with him. It'd be a nice little spot for them.