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Helmsphere 09-03-2020 06:38 AM

Bill & Ted face the music: 7/10

Destor 09-03-2020 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Emperor Smeat (Post 5370912)
Magnificent Seven - 3.5 out of 5

Was a very good Western action film although it did drag a bit at times.

the remake? thought it was horrendous

Emperor Smeat 09-03-2020 07:23 PM

Yeah the remake.

Never saw the original so I didn't have a basis for comparison and the last Western film I remember watching was the remake of True Grit around a decade ago.

The film could have benefited by being around 15-30 minutes less since the over 2 hour run time didn't really help its flow or pacing at times.

Helmsphere 09-03-2020 11:14 PM

Guns Akimbo: 8/10

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-04-2020 04:47 PM

Underworld 7/10

Early 2000s action film, with the era's penchant for leather outfits intact.

I've seen parts of it in the past, but never the full film. I'm going to watch the others in the series, as most are free on Prime.

Lock Jaw 09-04-2020 04:58 PM

There are sooo many movies in that series and you are the first person ever that I have known to have actually watched any of them

Destor 09-04-2020 05:27 PM

i like the 1st two

Destor 09-04-2020 05:28 PM

i have a soft slot for the vampire genre

Droford 09-04-2020 05:56 PM

am I misremembering or did they spin off the Lycan side of the movie for its own movie?

I might have been thinking of Rise of the Lycans

Seanny One Ball 09-04-2020 06:07 PM

Drowning By Numbers - 3/4

Peter Greenaway with another artistic, stylish series of images telling a story that is held together by a framing device so strange that I'm convinced it is too smart for its own good.

Everything I have seen of Peter Greenaway is far, far too smart for its own good. Like when you play someone legit at pool and they just beast you right off the bat so many times they have to do trick shots with their non dominant arm to keep it fun.

I get the story for the most part, but the numbers and the games are all beyond me right now. I think I have a lot of rewatching to do and a lot of reading.
I did enjoy it though, I just don't really trust myself to articulate why until I understand it better or confirm that what I do believe is actually true.

Peter Greenaway has walked into my bathroom and made me shy to pee.

Seanny One Ball 09-05-2020 02:48 PM



Possibly my favourite instrumental of all time. I know it from The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover but it was prevalent in Drowning By Numbers too.

It's absolutely beautiful.

Lock Jaw 09-05-2020 03:26 PM

Was alright.

Sixx 09-05-2020 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5371123)
i have a soft slot for the vampire genre

You just like sucking, admit it.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-05-2020 04:37 PM

Underworld Evolution 7.3/10

I preferred the sequel to the original.

Kate Beckinsale is also ridiculously hot.

GD 09-05-2020 05:29 PM

What the...

Destor 09-05-2020 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SixxT9 (Post 5371317)
You just like sucking, admit it.

who doesnt? the sexual nature of vampires is well represented.

Destor 09-05-2020 08:28 PM

Im Thinking of Ending Things - 8/10


one of the best films ive seen in the past 10 years or so. everything is on point. wont go into because this film would be very easy to spoil but i highly reccomend it

RP 09-05-2020 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5371360)
Im Thinking of Ending Things - 8/10


one of the best films ive seen in the past 10 years or so. everything is on point. wont go into because this film would be very easy to spoil but i highly reccomend it

Maybe expand on this? I dont know?

Destor 09-05-2020 10:56 PM

i could but i wont

Helmsphere 09-06-2020 11:37 PM

I love the Underworld movies. Granted I've only seen up to Rise of The Lycans.

slik 09-07-2020 03:27 AM

Class Action Park - 7.5/10

Good documentary on Jersey's infamous Action Park.

Droford 09-07-2020 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5371710)
Class Action Park - 7.5/10

Good documentary on Jersey's infamous Action Park.

Did you see the movie with Johnny Knoxville ? I thought that was ok.

Blonde Moment 09-07-2020 10:26 PM

ASher 3.5/5

Lock Jaw 09-07-2020 10:49 PM

Critters - 7/10
Critters 2 - 7.5/10
Critters 3 - 6/10
Critters 4 - 5/10
Critters Attack - 6.5/10

Seanny One Ball 09-08-2020 12:11 AM

Wow, where did Critters 4 go off the rails?

Seanny One Ball 09-08-2020 12:12 AM

Not enough Critters I'll bet

Seanny One Ball 09-08-2020 12:13 AM

Critters 4 is the Rocky 5 of the Critters franchise. I bet one of them wears fingerless gloves and a fedora and they play rap music during fight scenes.

Seanny One Ball 09-08-2020 12:17 AM

Rocky 5 still an above average movie though.
Two of its main cast are now dead and neither is Burt Young. They were young though.
Just not Burt Young.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2020 12:25 AM

I liked Rocky V

Seanny One Ball 09-08-2020 08:38 AM

Yeah it's not Rocky 3 though is it

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-09-2020 04:39 PM

Underworld Rise of the Lycans 6.8/10

Standard action film; I didn't really see the point to this prequel, as it didn't really expand upon what was already mentioned in the previous two films.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-10-2020 04:17 PM

Underworld: Awakening 6/10

Blah, but somewhat entertaining.

I don't think I'll watch the fifth film, Blood Wars, unless it becomes free on Prime.

Damian Rey 2.0 09-11-2020 04:25 AM

Parasite-10/10

Funny, sad, intense, and touching all in one movie about a dirt poor family conning a rich family into hiring them into different, unrelated roles, with all kinds of shenanigans to follow.

El Vaquero de Infierno 09-11-2020 12:53 PM

Tenet 7/10

I wasn't sure what was going on a lot of the time, mainly because the dialogue seemed to be muffled by the incidental music.

This seems to be a regular issue for Nolan films; whomever does his audio mixing should be fired.

Lock Jaw 09-11-2020 01:09 PM

Wondered if that was only me....

Lock Jaw 09-11-2020 01:10 PM

I remember it being terrible for that in Interstellar

Damian Rey 2.0 09-12-2020 03:23 AM

Tenet-7/10 (for now)

There's a really interesting, engaging, thought provoking movie about agents and villains manipulation of time buried under a never ending bombardment of sound, base and movie score.

I found myself wanting to be engaged and enthralled in this movie, but fuck me was a lot of dialogue lost on me.

The other issue, which up till Interstellar seemed like a Nolan strength were characters, character interaction and chemistry. Here, it takes about the whole movie to reveal who the characters are. Nolan keeps everything about the main players close to the chest until the end. I haven't seen Dunkirk, but I've seen everything before it. This might be the movie I enjoyed the least.

That said, once it's up for home viewing and I can put on subtitles, i think I'll enjoy much more.

Frank Drebin 09-13-2020 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5351071)
Vivarium - 3.5/4

House hunting goes badly wrong for an unwary, unwitting couple.
The film opens with a nasty piece of repulsive nature and follows on with pastel coloured pop-art sets that look like they came straight out of a housing development flyer from the 50's.
Peter Greenaway would love these sets, they look so plastic and blatant that they themselves supply a great element of unease to go with the immediately insidious storyline as well as the performance of the bizarre realtor.
Not to give anything away at all(because the plot is so small and brilliant), this is a film about a situation nobody can do anything about. They have been put there, they are stuck there and making the best of it doesn't ever seem to be a truly viable option.

Eisenberg always struck me best as a naturally neurotic character playing himself off as confident, which is a perfect reason to cast him here because he does it brilliantly and in an extremely restrained and far less verbose character than usual. He jumps from idyllic to insane pretty quickly in this film, or at least his actions would be criminally insane in any other environment outside of this one. Were I posting this on some turd website I'd suggest multiple trigger warnings for people who can't handle a bit of grit, but in the context it is completely essential to the tone.
Man and woman begin to fall apart over the course of the movie due to the malignant influence of a terrible mystery.

This is a film to think about because it explains so little and yet makes sense within its own rules and decisions. It isn't a strange film for the sake of it, it adheres to its own standards and makes the effort to give you something you can take as far as you want in your own imagination.

This was pretty much the best film I could have seen after explaining why "Knives Out" bored me enough to turn it off.
It made the effort to create a mystery, then it provided solid dialogue and story progression based on believable reactions to the premise.

I very much enjoyed and was creeped out by "Vivarium", but be warned. There are a couple of moments in this film that could be described as "just fucking stupid" if it took you even slightly out of the movie.
Luckily I was already too engrossed to care, however this is a distinct possibility with people who do not want anything particularly overt in an otherwise fairly complex little story about a nightmare in real life.

Excellent performances from top to bottom in a tiny cast makes everything more impactful. The plot was clearly set, well paced and executed well enough to induce existential terror.

I would advise anyone who has seen it or wants to see it to read the John Steinbeck short "Johnny Bear", watch the Quentin Dupieux film "Wrong" and have a look for Peter Greenaway's "Tulse Luper Chronicles" in any form you can find it in order to see similar set designs which surely had to have an impact on these.

So fn good. 3.5....maybe 4 out of 4. Ill see after a 2nd viewing somewhere in the future.

This pretty much played right into my fears as to why I'm not having kids. The idea of being trapped in what you're "supposed to be doing" is horrifying to me. Work for years on end just to be stuck in this endless cycle where you raise some brat kid and then you die.

Bleak af.

Seanny One Ball 09-13-2020 04:23 AM

It is a pretty remarkable piece of cinema. You should chase it up with "The Art Of Self Defense" for more Poots/Eisenberg brilliance.

slik 09-13-2020 05:55 AM

Subway (1985) - 6.5/10

Luc Besson's first film. It's visually pleasing to look at and the soundtrack/score is rather good but the plot isn't much and the characters don't have any growth or change.


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