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Jeremiah Riggs: This 28-year-old truck driver from Vicksburg, Mississippi is a natural athlete who prides himself on taking on new challenges. He was a US Army Ranger with the 1st Battalion and did a tour in Afghanistan in 2004. He has six years of training as an MMA Fighter with a record of seven wins and five losses, fighting with UFC, Strikeforce and Bellator. He is trying to become the first legitimate MMA fighter to crossover into WWE.
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... because he somehow never heard of a guy called Ken Shamrock.
This is no longer amusing to me because of the sheer number of times I had fucked this post up. Someone cue The Price Is Right fail horn.